Another "Danger Lane" Exclusive

If you think hard enough about seemingly unrelated concepts, you can come up with the most stupendous ideas.

Take for instance the following seemingly unrelated concepts:

1. My lovely niece Andrea once mistook some goats in a field for dogs, and proclaimed that the place must be a "dog farm".

2. Part of the new "multiculturalism" purports to celebrate different cultures through cultural foods. To some folks, if you don't eat foods from other cultures, you ain't got multiculture and are just another American redneck devoid of any culture at all.

3. In certain countries, people eat yesterday's pets. In a small town in Korea, I once saw a dog hanging in a butcher shop. (No, I don't think it was A.K.C. registered, but it looked tasty.)

Now, put all these seemingly unrelated concepts together and what do you have? You have the next great idea coming out of Buddha Belly Farm:

"Danger Lane Dog Farm and Canine Cuisine Restaurant".

In this age of "multiculturalism", it is important to do your part to enhance and celebrate other cultures by sampling their food. When it comes to food, we naturally celebrate different cultures in America. We have Italian restaurants, Mexican restaurants, German restaurants, Vietnamese restaurants, Greek restaurants and many other culturally inspired restaurants too numerous to allow inclusion here.

And now Buddha Belly Farm has the same answer to both the food shortage question and to the growing dog population question: “EAT THE DOGS”.

Buddha Belly Farm is proud to offer various cuts of organic farm raised meats, grown from 100% domesticated canis lupus, served up in various multicultural styles using recipes adroitly plagarized from legitimate restaurants for your dining enjoyment.

The lovely and astute Nana has been busy developing the following multicultural dishes designed to titillate and inspire your palette to be more culturally diverse:

Southern Fried Spaniel

Shar-Pei Cordon Bleu.

Bar-B-Qued Beagle burgers.

Chicken fried Poodle

Terrier Tots.

Schnauzer Wellington.

Pug chops.

Baked Alaskan Huskie.

Pomeranian Pot Roast.

Collie Cutlets.

Chihuahua Tacos.

Boxer Burritos.

Shih tzu Stir Fry.

Yorkshire Terrier pudding.

Chow Chow kabobs.

Mastif and potatoes.

Weiner Dog schnitzel.

Bluetick stew.

Ground Hound meatloaf (see note below).

Bulldog casserole.

Redbone and rice.

Pinscher pot pie.

Spaghetti and Mastif meatballs.

And a special recipe for that favorite hunting dog that is now past his prime, "Peking Duke".

Samples from the children's menu include "Snoopy Doodles" and "Marmaduke Surprise".

(Note: Although we do have a surplus of feline products, we do not mix our shredded cat with the ground hound. That just wouldn't be right.)